Win a year's supply of Doritos for naming X-13DPosted May 22nd 2007 9:00AM by Joe DiStefano I'm an absolute sucker for novel junk-food packaging. Doritos X-13D stopped me dead in my tracks when I was at 7-Eleven the other night. The white panel read "This is the X-13D Flavor Experiment. Objective: Taste and name Doritos flavor X-13D." I felt as if it were my civic duty to name this flavor, so I purchased two bags. I also wanted to win a years supply of the orange-colored treats. Mmm...powdered cheese. I munched on a few on the walk home. They tasted vaguely of something familiar. The front of the package has a line that reads, "All American Classic." After I thought about it for a while I figured out what X-13D tastes like, and it is indeed a classic. It also helps explain why beef tallow and pickle juice are among the ingredients. I went to X-13D with the intention of entering my name for this experimental snack. The jet-black pages, creepy futuristic music and Flash animations including a 3-D rotating animation of the package that displays the name you've chosen led me to believe that is a Web site created by stoners for stoners. I imagine eight-year-olds kids typing "Monkey Poo" and such, laughing their heads off. Don't worry, that's not the name I chose for X-13D. Actually I never officially entered since I couldn't get the dang site to cooperate with my dinosaur of a PC. The contest ends July 14. Can't get X-13D where you live? Worry not, some genius is selling them on eBay for $9.99 a bag. I'm not sure if it's the large size or not. Either way, that's a ridiculous markup. |
Related Comments: 22. Indeed just a good classic Burger!! Posted at 10:05AM on Jun 4th 2007 by jason 23. First Few Bites: Cheezberger! Posted at 5:35PM on Jun 4th 2007 by densbtly 24. Dudes i think it tastes like hamburgers too. But for some unknown reason think its prolly McDonalds, Cant quite narrow down the exact burger type. Posted at 8:50PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Moe 25. I am a Doritos fanatic!!! Doritos are my absolute favorite snack in the world! I was excited when I saw that they came out with a new flavor/experiment (the bag was catchy too!). I smelled the bag before I tasted it. And I knew right away it was something with ketchup and cheese. All American- ketchup and cheese- Cheeseburger right? Wrong! I was really disappointed with the flavor. I've NEVER thrown a bag of Doritos away EVER until yesterday. Out of all the 16 varieties I've tried,this is the only one I didn't like! They should name it "GrossBurger"! Posted at 3:11AM on Jun 6th 2007 by kenyu mcclinton 26. i'm gonna have to suggest "i can has cheezburger" Posted at 3:32PM on Jun 7th 2007 by sxtxixtxcxh 27. i think it tastes like a big mac Posted at 11:32AM on Jun 8th 2007 by melissa Lange 28. I think they should call them "hamburger with extra pickles". Cause they are a mcdonalds hamburges with extra pickles. That is all i taste and, i love it alot i am always looking for them. Posted at 6:09PM on Jun 8th 2007 by lacey 29. I think everone for the most part is on track when they say burger or cheese burger. I my personal opinion, Cheddar BBQ would be a better name, it encomapasses all of the flavor of the BBQ Posted at 8:07PM on Jun 8th 2007 by korey 30. My family all agree that X- 13 d taste exactly like a Mcdonalds Big Mac!! Posted at 1:37PM on Jun 9th 2007 by Ruth Billups 31. It tasted like a salad with italian dressing Posted at 3:40PM on Jun 9th 2007 by Brian Mitchell 32. Disgusting... that's how they taste! Posted at 2:48PM on Jun 10th 2007 by L 33. This is a disgusting new flavor from Doritos. I hope they dont seriously think about marketing this flavor. I mean, whateve happened to the good flavors like White Nacho and Jalapeno Cheddar??? After eating these chips I had a gross pickle flavor in my mouth the entire time. Posted at 9:06PM on Jun 10th 2007 by Kia 34. haha they definatly taste like a McDonalds big mac or a double cheeseburger...i think there wicked good and im gonna buy some more Posted at 10:48PM on Jun 10th 2007 by Megan 35. its a Cheeseburger and you need to call it THE WORKS. Posted at 8:55PM on Jun 11th 2007 by david 36. This stuff is heaven! McDonalds is going to go out of business! It tastes just like a double cheeseburger. Posted at 9:18PM on Jun 11th 2007 by james 37. MOTZA-RIA Posted at 1:01PM on Jun 12th 2007 by CALVIN PAGE 38. Let's call them crap chips. Posted at 11:48PM on Jun 13th 2007 by baxdir 39. I think that it tastes like a sonic burger. Posted at 2:58AM on Jun 21st 2007 by Jena 40. this is for the contest. A friend of mine and I thoughtthe new name should be ZESTY ITALIAN CHEESE DORITOS Posted at 1:35PM on Jun 21st 2007 by lena harper |
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21. Yes!!indeed a burger flavor just a good home classic burger!!!
Posted at 12:31AM on Jun 4th 2007 by jason