Snack Your Way to a Bigger Bosom With F-Cup Cookies

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Snack Your Way to a Bigger Bosom With F-Cup Cookies

Posted Aug 8th 2007 4:05PM by Joe DiStefanoFiled under: Dessert, Food Porn, Far East, Food Oddities, Sugar, Super Size Me

Here in the States, we're familiar with all manner of nutraceutical snacks like fiber cookies and sweet chewable calcium supplements. These items are often marketed to women with nary a trace of sexism. Sadly, that's not the case for these Japanese cookies I just encountered. The makers of F-Cup Cookies claim women can increase their breast size by eating two of these cookies a day. Each biscuit is said to contain 50mg of a breast-enhancing herb. No indication has been given as to how many days it takes to eat your way to an F cup or what size your butt will grow to as you snack your way to a bigger bosom. Obviously, the very idea of breast-enhancing cookies is ridiculous. Surely everyone knows F-Cup Cookie is the name of a famous Japanese porn star. [via: Gizmodo]

 

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21. Stupid People! Here, can I hold your stupid sign for you? This is the most rediculous thing I've seen today. If this were true, then the plastic surgeons would lose alot of their buisness, and I don't think they would go for that. But, for those of you who buy into this kind of bull, well, good luck to you, and send a pic when you done pigging out on those cookies!

Posted at 8:19AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Mom

22. They will come up with anything to make a buck. How simple is the public? Ever hear of breast implants?

Posted at 8:20AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Amber

23. ....hmmmm...I know what my husband is getting me for Christmas.

Posted at 8:21AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Cindy

24. who wants plastic boobs like no one can tell there fake they all look the same and look very wrong so there are people out there that are despret for anything they see that will give them hope it might be a dumb product but im sure they will make some kind of money

Posted at 8:30AM on Aug 10th 2007 by xxsnowxpogoxx

25. Ok, heres a thought...how about just buying the herb in pill form???

Posted at 8:41AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Ted

26. Do you have to eat the cookies in pairs? I mean, seriously? What if you are looking for symmetry, can you eat one cookie and focus on one breast? If you eat four, can you moonlight as a cow? I think this is from the same 5th grade food company that failed with "I-Cup." "The humanity..." Now, there was an "F" cup. :)

Posted at 8:45AM on Aug 10th 2007 by dan

27. McDonalds should add these to their SUPER SIZE menu for a treat!

Posted at 8:58AM on Aug 10th 2007 by DK

28. I'm in Tokyo right now and just today while I was waiting for someone in front of a store and I turned around and saw a cardboard box out in front filled with F*cup cookies! I saw that they were 68 calories each and was intrigued but then thought there was no way that it meant what I thought it did and turned away quickly, slightly embarassed, just in case they were. Then, I happened to stumble upon this website tonight from some random AOL link! So funny!

Posted at 9:08AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Amelia

29. I'd like several boxes of these. Plus a few boxes of Korean Fat Relocation Candy or Tiny Asian Thigh Ice Cream to counteract all those cookies.

Posted at 9:08AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Melusina

30. Yeah right!! This takes scams to a whole new level....This kind of crap just targets people liveing in a fantasy world.....People need to learn there is no magical diet that will make you loose weight and eat whatever you want(or no exercise), there is no lotion, cream, or pill that is going to make your hair grow back and there sure in the hell isn't any cookie that will make you grow bigger boobs! I don't know how these people legally rip buyers off like this....and you know what? They will probably sell like crazy.

Posted at 9:22AM on Aug 10th 2007 by canav1

31. I thought this was ajoke!

Posted at 9:26AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Wanda F.

32. I can't stop laughing!

Posted at 10:37AM on Aug 10th 2007 by steph

33. I don't know much about porn or porn stars. I believe that there is no way these "cookies" can enlarge your breast. Should, and I use that term loosely, it be true, what about the enlargement of your gut, thighs and rear end!!!

Posted at 10:39AM on Aug 10th 2007 by nancy verne

34. You could call the penis enlargment cookies "Dick Sticks".

Posted at 10:41AM on Aug 10th 2007 by tikatika88

35. I prefer daddy rays and I'm a D

Posted at 10:43AM on Aug 10th 2007 by no name

36. Oh goodness. How silly. I like the comment about how big your butt will get - probably a valid question. Although everyone knows big butts are better than big boobs.
Now they will have J-Lo Cookies.
But really, looking past the humor, what "herb," exactly, is in these things? Are we going to have to worry about a sudden spread of breast cancer or something from crazed cookies made with "enhancing herbs"? It's actually a somewhat scary prospect, isn't it?
Just say no to F-Cup Cookies!

Posted at 10:50AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Amused

37. NO!!! Those are the Cock enhancing cookies with vanilla flavored spermicide. Kind of like an edible birth control......

Posted at 10:56AM on Aug 10th 2007 by tikatika88

38. So the Japanese have invented herb laced cookies that don't go right to a woman's thighs or her ass and instead gets re-routed and goes right to her boobs. Great idea guys ! Now figure out which herb to put in beer to re-route it so it goes right to a man's penis and makes it longer and thicker instead of going to his gut and making it bigger and rounder. You could call the beer "Big Rooster Ale" and use the tag line " It'll help you get the chicks."

Posted at 10:56AM on Aug 10th 2007 by J.T.

39. And once again, the Japs thought of a simple, yet very idiotic, idea that us stupid americans would buy into. No wonder they are so technicologically advanced. Here's a theory.......We waste our time buying their junk while they are busy buying and making new inventions from the money they are making off of us. Just think of this cookie just as an after product of what they do with all their extra money. Kind of like a fund raiser to build more expensive items for themselves!!! Remember, just a theory!

Posted at 11:03AM on Aug 10th 2007 by tikatika88

40. I believe this is an insult to Americans. Are we really so shallow that we would buy anything to enhance our appearance?

Posted at 11:05AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Michele

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